Reading, Writing, No Arithmetic

WTF, Borders, indeed.

They didn’t have the following:
The Blueberry Girl by Neil Gaiman
Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to MANTITTY Romance Novels by Sarah Wendell & Candy Tan

OR any of the other assorted things I was jonesing for.

So, really, Borders, if you want me to use your stinking 30% off, good only in-store, coupons, PLEASE TO BE HAVING THE SHIT I WANT WHEN I WANT IT.

I wound up with Cleopatra’s Perfume by Jina Bacarr instead. Not what I was looking for, but… *sigh*

BORDERS!FAIL. EPIC!BORDERS!FAIL!

(And in lesser news, I am writing. *pats self on the back*)